World Wide Web Pack

Released: 2015

White Cards:

  • YouTube comments.
  • My privileged white penis.
  • Game of Thrones spoilers.
  • A complete inability to understand anyone else’s perspective.
  • Taking a shit while running at full speed.
  • Cat massage.
  • Getting teabagged by a fifth grader in Call of Duty.
  • Matching with Mom on Tinder.
  • Goats screaming like people.
  • Pretending to be black.
  • That thing on the Internet everyone’s talking about.
  • My browser history.
  • Three years of semen in a shoebox.
  • A man from Craigslist.
  • A respectful discussion of race and gender on the Internet.
  • Googling.
  • A night of Taco Bell and anal sex.
  • Smash Mouth.
  • A fun, sexy time at the nude beach.
  • Internet porn analysis paralysis.
  • Destroying Dick Cheney’s last horcrux.

Black Cards:

  • I’m just gonna stay in tonight. You know, Netflix and __________.
  • I need you like __________ needs __________.
  • Such __________. Very __________. Wow.
  • What did I nickname my genitals?
  • Don’t worry, Penny! Go Go Gadget __________!
  • This app is basically Tinder, but for __________.
  • Nothing says “I love you” like __________.
  • You guys, you can buy __________ on the dark web.
  • TRIGGER WARNING: __________.