- Actually voting for Donald Trump to be the president of the actual United States.
- A liberal bias.
- Hating Hillary Clinton.
- Growing up and becoming a Republican.
- Courageously going ahead with that racist comment.
- Dispelling with this fiction that Barack Obama doesn’t know what he’s doing.
- The good, hardworking people of Dubuque, Iowa.
- Conservative talking points.
- Shouting the loudest.
- Sound fiscal policy.
- Full-on socialism.
- Trump’s great! Trump’s got ___. I love that.
- According to Arizona’s stand-your-ground law, you’re allowed to shoot someone if they’re ___.
- It’s 3 AM.
The Red phone rings.
Who do you want answering?