- The Bernie Sanders Revolution
- Letting Bernie Sanders rest his world-weary head on your lap.
- Slapping Ted Cruz over and over.
- A beautiful, ever-expanding circle of inclusivity that will never include Republicans.
- Black lives mattering.
- Donald Trump holding his nose while he eats pussy.
- The fact that Hillary Clinton is a woman.
- Kicking the middle class in the balls with a regressive tax code.
- Keeping the government out of my vagina.
- The systemic disenfranchisement of black voters.
- Increasing economic inequality and political polarization.
- Eating the president’s pussy.
- When you go to the polls on Tuesday, remember: a vote for me is a vote for ___.
- As reparations for slavery, all African Americans will recieve ___.
- Senator, I trust you enjoyed ___ last night. Now, can I count on your vote?