- (A picture of Sean Connery from the movie Zardoz)
- Masturbating Yoda’s leathery turtle-penis.
- A misty room full of glistening egg sacs.
- Going too far with science and bad things happening.
- Three boobs.
- An alternate history where Hitler was gay but he still killed all those people.
- A hazmat suit full of farts.
- A protagonist with no qualities.
- Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra.
- Cheerful blowjob robots.
- That girl from the Hungry Games.
- Cosmic bowling.
- The ending of Lost.
- Trimming the poop out of Chewbacca’s butt hair.
- A planet-devouring space worm named Rachel.
- How great of a movie Men in Black was.
- Nine seasons of sexual tension with David Duchovny.
- Frantically writing equations on a chalkboard.
- Vulcan sex-madness.
- Funkified aliens from the planet Groovius.
- The dystopia we’re living in right now.
- Laying thousands of eggs in a man’s colon.
- Beep beep boop beep boop.
- Computer! Display _____ on screen. Enhance.
- Madam President, the asteroid is headed directly for Earth and there’s only one thing that can stop it: _____.
- What is the answer to life, the universe, and everything?
- Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to _____.
- You have violated the Prime Directive! You exposed an alien culture to _____ before they were ready.
- You’re not going to believe this, but I’m you from the future! You’ve got to stop _____.
- This won’t be like negotiating with the Vogons. Humans only respond to one thing: _____.