Sci-Fi Pack

Released: 2017
Summary:

White Cards:

  • (A picture of Sean Connery from the movie Zardoz)
  • Masturbating Yoda’s leathery turtle-penis.
  • A misty room full of glistening egg sacs.
  • Going too far with science and bad things happening.
  • Three boobs.
  • An alternate history where Hitler was gay but he still killed all those people.
  • A hazmat suit full of farts.
  • A protagonist with no qualities.
  • Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra.
  • Cheerful blowjob robots.
  • That girl from the Hungry Games.
  • Cosmic bowling.
  • The ending of Lost.
  • Trimming the poop out of Chewbacca’s butt hair.
  • A planet-devouring space worm named Rachel.
  • How great of a movie Men in Black was.
  • Nine seasons of sexual tension with David Duchovny.
  • Frantically writing equations on a chalkboard.
  • Vulcan sex-madness.
  • Funkified aliens from the planet Groovius.
  • The dystopia we’re living in right now.
  • Laying thousands of eggs in a man’s colon.
  • Beep beep boop beep boop.

Black Cards:

  • Computer! Display _____ on screen. Enhance.
  • Madam President, the asteroid is headed directly for Earth and there’s only one thing that can stop it: _____.
  • What is the answer to life, the universe, and everything?
  • Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to _____.
  • You have violated the Prime Directive! You exposed an alien culture to _____ before they were ready.
  • You’re not going to believe this, but I’m you from the future! You’ve got to stop _____.
  • This won’t be like negotiating with the Vogons. Humans only respond to one thing: _____.