Summary: A pack made available (unsure where) out of the Cards Against Humanity’s writers ‘best of the worst’.
- My dick in your mouth.
- Carribbean Jesus.
- Super yoga.
- Ejaculating a pound of tinsel.
- A heart that is two sizes too small and that therefore cannot pump an adequate amount of blood.
- The John D. and Catherine T. MacArthur Foundation.
- Dividing by zero.
- Playing an ocarina to summon Ultra-Congress from the sea.
- Asshole pomegranates that are hard to eat.
- Becoming so rich that you shed your body and turn to vapor.
- Faking a jellyfish sting so someone will pee on you.
- A sexy naked interactive theater thing.
- A giant squid in a wedding gown.
- Crawling into a vagina.
- You can’t wait forever. It’s time to talk to your doctor about ________.
- The Westboro Baptist Church is now picketing soldiers’ funerals with signs that read ‘GOD HATES ________.’
- What are two cards in your hand that you want to get rid of?
- The elders of the Ibo tribe of Nigeria recommend ________ as a cure for impotence.
- My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare for ________.
- From WBEZ Chicago, it’s This American Life. Today on our program, ________. Stay with us.
- What do you see?
- Sir, we found you passed out naked on the side of the road. What’s the last thing you remember?