Reject Pack 2

Released: 2016

White Cards:

  • A dick so big and so black that not even light can escape its pull.
  • A double murder suicide barbeque.
  • A primordial soup and salad bar.
  • A stack of bunnies in a trenchcoat.
  • At least three ducks.
  • Becoming engorged with social justice jelly and secreting a thinkpiece.
  • Being the absolute worst.
  • Disco Mussolini.
  • Greg Kinnear’s terrible lightning breath.
  • Mitt Romney’s eight sons Kip, Sam, Trot, Fergis, Toolshed, Grisham, Hawkeye, and Thorp.
  • Mr. and Mrs. Tambourine Man’s jingle-jangle morning sex.
  • Mushy tushy.
  • Ringo Starr & His All-Starr Band.
  • Sandwich.
  • Saving the Rainforest Cafe.
  • Sir Thomas More’s Fruitopia™.
  • Sweating it out on the streets of a runaway American Dream.
  • That one leftover screw.
  • That thing politicians do with their thumbs when they talk.
  • The spooky skeleton under my skin.
  • The token lesbian.
  • These dolphins.
  • Three hairs from the silver-golden head of Galadriel.
  • Water so cold it turned into a rock.

Black Cards:

  • Astronomers have discovered that the universe consists of 5% ordinary matter,
  • 25% dark matter, and 70% _____.
  • BowWOW! is the first pet hotel in LA that offers _____ for dogs.
  • Hey, whatever happened to Renee Zellweger?
  • Housekeeping! You want _____?
  • In bourgeois society, capital is independent and has individuality, while the living person is _____.
  • Some men aren’t looking for anything logical, like money. They can’t be bought, bullied, reasoned or negotiated with. Some men just want _____.
  • What’s wrong with these gorillas?
  • Why did the chicken cross the road?
  • You say tomato, I say _____.
  • America is hungry. America needs _____.