PAX 2014 East Pack

White Cards:

  • Collecting all seven power crystals.
  • Whatever Final Fantasy bullshit happened this year.
  • Endless ninjas.
  • Demons and shit.
  • The imagination of Peter Jackson.
  • Futuristic death sports.
  • KHAAAAAAAAAN!.
  • The Star Wars universe.
  • Taking 2d6 emotional damage.
  • A grumpy old Harrison Ford who’d rather be doing anything else.
  • All of the good times and premium gaming entertainment available to you in the Kickstarter room.
  • Attacking from Kamchatka.
  • Separate drinking fountains for dark elves.
  • Lagging out.
  • Getting bitten by a radioactive spider and then battling leukemia for 30 years.
  • Mistakenly hitting on a League of Legends statue.
  • Ser Jorah Mormonts cerulean-blue balls.
  • The old gods.
  • Stuffing my balls into a Sega Genesis and pressing the power button.
  • The pure, zenlike state that exists between micro and macro.
  • A giant mechanical bird with a tragic backstory.
  • Xena, Warrior Princess.

Black Cards: