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- Collecting all seven power crystals.
- Whatever Final Fantasy bullshit happened this year.
- Endless ninjas.
- Demons and shit.
- The imagination of Peter Jackson.
- Futuristic death sports.
- The Star Wars universe.
- Taking 2d6 emotional damage.
- A grumpy old Harrison Ford who’d rather be doing anything else.
- All of the good times and premium gaming entertainment available to you in the Kickstarter room.
- Attacking from Kamchatka.
- Separate drinking fountains for dark elves.
- Lagging out.
- Getting bitten by a radioactive spider and then battling leukemia for 30 years.
- Mistakenly hitting on a League of Legends statue.
- Ser Jorah Mormonts cerulean-blue balls.
- The old gods.
- Stuffing my balls into a Sega Genesis and pressing the power button.
- The pure, zenlike state that exists between micro and macro.
- A giant mechanical bird with a tragic backstory.
- Xena, Warrior Princess.