Summary: Released as a collaboration with the BioWare team based on the video game series to cross promote Mass Effect: Andromeda.
- Totally fuckable aliens.
- My complicated backstory that you will soon learn about.
- The Genophage.
- Falling in actual love with a video game character.
- Space racism.
- An emergency induction port.
- Running a few errands before saving the galaxy.
- An armored Krogan war-clitoris.
- An extremely long elevator ride.
- Bone-shattering sex with a metal woman.
- We were the two best hand-to-hand combatants on the ship. I had reach, but she had ___.
- It turns out The Reapers didn’t want to destroy the galaxy. They just wanted ___.
- Coming this spring from BioWare, Mass Effect: ___.
- I’m Commander Shepard, and this is my favorite place for ____ on the Citadel.