Jew Pack

Released: 2015

White Cards:


  • Holding up the line at Walgreens by trying to use an expired coupon.
  • Whoopi Goldberg.
  • Wandering the desert for 40 years.
  • Some kind of concentrated encampment for people.
  • Hiding from the Nazis.
  • Suddenly remembering that the Holocaust happened.
  • Chopping of a bit of the penis.
  • Bags of money.
  • A little bit of schmutz right there.
  • Demolishing that ass like a Palestinian village.
  • A lifetime of internalized guilt.
  • A headache that’s definitely cancer.
  • What it means to be a Jewish woman in contemporary society.

Black Cards:

  • What’s so important right now that you can’t call your mother?
  • Can’t you see? The Jews are behind everything – the banks, the media, even ___!