Forth Expansion

White Cards:

  • A bunch of idiots playing a card game instead of interacting like normal humans.
  • A sex goblin with a carnival penis.
  • Lots and lots of abortions.
  • Injecting speed into one arm and horse tranquilizer into the other.
  • Sharks with legs.
  • A sex comet from Neptune that plunges the Earth into eternal sexiness.
  • How awesome I am.
  • Smoking crack, for instance.
  • A dance move that’s just sex.
  • A hopeless amount of spiders.
  • Drinking responsibly.
  • Angelheaded hipsters burning for the ancient heavenly connection to the starry dynamo in the machinery of the night.
  • Bouncing up and down.
  • A shiny rock that proves I love you.
  • Crazy opium eyes.
  • Moderate-to-severe joint pain.
  • Finally finishing off the Indians.
  • Actual mutants with medical conditions and no superpowers.
  • The complex geopolitical quagmire that is the Middle East.
  • Neil Diamond’s Greatest Hits.
  • No clothes on, penis in vagina.
  • Whispering all sexy.
  • A horse with no legs.
  • Depression.
  • Almost giving money to a homeless person.
  • Interspecies marriage.
  • Blackula.
  • What Jesus would do.
  • A manhole.
  • My dad’s dumb fucking face.
  • A Ugandan warlord.
  • My worthless son.
  • A Native American who solves crimes by going into the spirit world.
  • A kiss on the lips.
  • A fart.
  • The peaceful and nonthreatening rise of China.
    Snorting coke off a clown’s boner.
    Three consecutive seconds of happiness.
  • Falling into the toilet.
  • Ass to mouth.
  • Some sort of Asian.
  • The size of my penis.
  • The safe word.
  • Party Mexicans.
  • Ambiguous sarcasm.
  • Jizz.
  • An interracial handshake.
  • 10 Incredible Facts About the Anus.
  • The secret formula for ultimate female satisfaction.
    Sugar madness.
  • Calculating every mannerism so as not to suggest homosexuality.
  • Fucking a corpse back to life.
  • All the single ladies.
  • Whatever a McRib is made of.
  • Africa.
  • The euphoric rush of strangling a drifter.
  • Khakis.
  • A gender identity that can only be conveyed through slam poetry.
  • Stuffing a child’s face with Fun Dip until he starts having fun.
  • A for-real lizard that spits blood from its eyes.
  • The tiniest shred of evidence that God is real.
  • Prince Ali, fabulous he, Ali Ababwa.
  • Dem titties.
  • Exploding pigeons.
  • My sex dungeon.
  • Child Protective Services.
  • Doo-doo.
  • Sports.
  • Unquestioning obedience.
  • Grammar nazis who are also regular Nazis.

Black Cards:

  • What’s fun until it gets weird?
  • In the beginning, there was _______. And the Lord said, “Let there be _______.”
  • Wes Anderson’s new film tells the story of a precocious child coming to terms with _______.
    _______ will never be the same after _______.
  • I’m sorry, sir, but we don’t allow ______ at the country club.
  • How am I compensating for my tiny penis?
  • You’ve seen the bearded lady! You’ve seen the ring of fire! Now, ladies and gentlemen, feast your eyes upon _______!
  • We never did find _______, but along the way we sure learned a lot about _______.
  • She’s up all night for good fun. I’m up all night for _______.
  • _______ may pass, but _______ will last forever.
  • Dear Leader Kim Jong-un, our village praises your
  • infinite wisdom with a humble offering of _______.
  • Man, this is bullshit. Fuck _______.
  • You guys, I saw this crazy movie last night. It opens on ______, and then there’s some stuff about ______, and then it ends with _______.
  • In return for my soul, the Devil promised me _______, but all I got was _______.
  • The Japanese have developed a smaller, more efficient version of _______.
  • Alright, bros. Our frat house is condemned, and all the hot slampieces are over at Gamma Phi. That time has come to commence Operation _______.
  • This is the prime of my life. I’m young, hot, and full of _______.
  • I’m pretty sure I’m high right now, because I’m absolutely mesmerized by _______.
  • It lurks in the night. It hungers for flesh. This summer, no one is safe from ________.
  • If you can’t handle _______, you’d better stay away from _______.
  • Forget everything you know about _______, because now we’ve supercharged it with ________!
  • Honey, I have a new role-play I want to try tonight!
  • You can be _______, and I’ll be _______.
  • This year’s hottest album is “_______” by _______.
  • Every step towards _______ gets me a little bit closer to _______.
  • Oprah’s book of the month is “_______ For _______: A Story of Hope.”
  • Do not fuck with me! I am literally _______ right now.
  • 2 AM in the city that never sleeps. The door swings open and she walks in, legs up to here. Something in her eyes tells me she’s looking for _______.
  • As king, how will I keep the peasants in line?
  • Adventure. Romance. _______. From Paramount Pictures, “________.”
  • I am become _______, destroyer of _______!