Base Game 1.6

White Cards:

  • A ball of earwax, semen, and toenail clippings.
  • A Fleshlight.
  • A man on the brink of orgasm.
  • A saxophone solo.
  • An endless stream of diarrhea.
  • Bio-engineered assault turtles with acid breath.
  • Chunks of dead hitchhiker.
  • Court-ordered rehab.
  • Crumbs all over the god damn carpet.
  • Daniel Radcliffe’s delicious asshole.
  • Dark and mysterious forces beyond our control.
  • Giving birth to the Antichrist.
  • Having anuses for eyes.
  • Hip hop jewels
  • Holding down a child and farting all over him.
  • Inserting a Mason jar into my anus.
  • Invading Poland.
  • Jobs.
  • Joe Biden.
  • Magnets.
  • Miley Cyrus at 55.
  • My black ass.
  • Our first chimpanzee President.
  • Penis breath.
  • Running out of semen.
  • Saying “I love you.”
  • Seeing Grandma naked.
  • Sex with Patrick Stewart.
  • Sexual peeing.
  • The cool, refreshing taste of PepsiĀ®.
  • The morbidly obese.
  • The Patriarchy.
  • The pirate’s life.
  • The rhythms of Africa.
  • The wonders of the Orient.
  • The wrath of Vladimir Putin.
  • This year’s mass shooting.
  • Three dicks at the same time.
  • White-man scalps.
  • Your weird brother.

Black Cards:

  • A recent laboratory study shows that undergraduates have 50% less sex after being exposed to ______.
  • Fun tip! When your man asks you to go down on him, try surprising him with ______ instead.
  • I get by with a little help from ______.
  • Introducing the amazing superhero/sidekick duo! It’s ______ and ______!
  • Introducing X-Treme Baseball! It’s like baseball, but with ______!
  • The new Chevy Tahoe. With the power and space to take ______ everywhere you go.
  • They said we were crazy. They said we couldn’t put ______ inside of ______. They were wrong.
  • Today on Maury: “Help! My son is ______!”
  • What is George W. Bush thinking about right now?