90’s Nostalgia Pack

Released: 2015

White Cards:

  • Sucking the President’s dick.
  • Sunny D! Alright!
  • A mulatto, an albino, a mosquito, and my libido.
  • Log(TM).
  • Jerking off to a 10-second RealMedia clip.
  • Deregulating the mortgage market.
  • The Y2K bug.
  • Wearing Nicolas Cage’s face.
  • Stabbing the shit out of a Capri Sun.
  • Kurt Cobain’s death.
  • Freeing Willy.
  • Liking big butts and not being able to lie about it.
  • The Great Cornholio.
  • Pure Moods, Vol. 1.
  • Yelling “girl power!” and doing a high kick.
  • Pamela Anderson’s boobs running in slow motion.
  • Pizza in the morning, pizza in the evening, pizza at supper time.
  • Angels interfering in an otherwise fair baseball game.
  • Getting caught up in the CROSSFIRE(TM).
  • Patti Mayonnaise.
  • Cool 90s up-in-the-front hair.
  • Several Michael Keatons.
  • A bus that will explode if it goes under 50 miles per hour.

Black Cards:

  • Siskel and Ebert have panned _______ as “poorly conceived” and “sloppily executed.”
  • Up next on Nickelodeon: “Clarissa Explains _______.”
  • I’m a bitch, I’m a lover, I’m a child, I’m _______.
  • How did Stella get her groove back?
  • Believe it or not, Jim Carrey can do a dead-on impression of _______.
  • It’s Morphin’ Time! Mastodon! Pterodactyl!
  • Triceratops! Sabertooth Tiger! _______!
  • Tonight on SNICK: “Are You Afraid of _______?”