- Sucking the President’s dick.
- Sunny D! Alright!
- A mulatto, an albino, a mosquito, and my libido.
- Jerking off to a 10-second RealMedia clip.
- Deregulating the mortgage market.
- The Y2K bug.
- Wearing Nicolas Cage’s face.
- Stabbing the shit out of a Capri Sun.
- Kurt Cobain’s death.
- Freeing Willy.
- Liking big butts and not being able to lie about it.
- The Great Cornholio.
- Pure Moods, Vol. 1.
- Yelling “girl power!” and doing a high kick.
- Pamela Anderson’s boobs running in slow motion.
- Pizza in the morning, pizza in the evening, pizza at supper time.
- Angels interfering in an otherwise fair baseball game.
- Getting caught up in the CROSSFIRE(TM).
- Patti Mayonnaise.
- Cool 90s up-in-the-front hair.
- Several Michael Keatons.
- A bus that will explode if it goes under 50 miles per hour.
- Siskel and Ebert have panned _______ as “poorly conceived” and “sloppily executed.”
- Up next on Nickelodeon: “Clarissa Explains _______.”
- I’m a bitch, I’m a lover, I’m a child, I’m _______.
- How did Stella get her groove back?
- Believe it or not, Jim Carrey can do a dead-on impression of _______.
- It’s Morphin’ Time! Mastodon! Pterodactyl!
- Triceratops! Sabertooth Tiger! _______!
- Tonight on SNICK: “Are You Afraid of _______?”